loki-odins-son:

That Asgard could easily be misunderstood as Ass-guard

All the weapons are penis metaphors 

Like Thor’s hammer

And Loki’s scepter 

Asgardians are always dressed for role play

Seriously

Even headgear

They use suggestive language

There is poledancing

Then the obsession with kneeling….

And the punishment for trying to take over the world is this

So let’s just all admit it.

ASGARD IS FULL OF PERVERTS.

But that’s okay. We all like it that way.

boys-from-baker-street:

why can’t there be a petting zoo but instead of animals there can be british actors 

#mummy, i wanna pat the Hiddleston #no sweetie #mummy wants to pat the Cumberbatch first #and then we’ll go and take some photos of the Firth and the Fry #and we can go and feed a Freeman later on

I’d buy an lifetime pass.